Time to trot out the dead and half decomposed horse and proceed to kick the everloving shit out of it:
Today ROM-hacking has been all prettied up and gentrified. Now it is supposedly “respectableâ€.
It's not so much "respectable" as has evolved extensively since the dark ages. Any brain dead monkey could fuck around with NESticle's "VROM" editor and churn out a pile of shit. Times have changed; shit that was deemed "impossible" in 1997 are commonplace today, due to the influx of new talent as well as older hackers such as me progressively improving themselves.
We have hacks like Dragoon X Omega which is a complete conversion. You’d think somebody was trying to make an original game.
Yes, that was my intent exactly. And the sequel is the ultimate realization of that goal.
ROM-hacking is an ass-backwards way to make original games. Think about it, why the fuck would you want to be limited by the ROM you are hacking when you could just get yourself a programming language and make an actual original game with no limits beyond your own imagination?
Several reasons. I enjoy ROM hacking... Not so much programming. In the amount of time it would take to get proficient at a language, I could create something so different from the base game to have basically made it a new one, since I already have an "engine" to work with. Also, the technical limitations one has to deal with in ROM hacking are, to me, fun. It's a constant battle to bend the ROM to your will, and make it your bitch.
Modern ROM-hackers also like to make hacks which are simply slight level variations on the underlying game.
I'm not overtly fond of these myself, but to each his own.
It’s a clinical fact that 96% of our current crop of ROM-hackers have lost touch with their heritage. It’s also a fact that these same hackers have no sense of humor.
No, it's that 96% of our current crop of ROM hackers have a sense of humor above the level of a giggling 10 year old who finds drawing cocks on pictures in their school books the height of comedic accomplishment. This is probably due to most of us being in our 20s now: It's been a decade since hacking really took off.
The comedy website I-Mockery.com decides to write a comedic review of the hack Knife Boy. It is a huge success and spawns a new section of the I-Mockery website dedicated to ROM hacks. At the same time this brings ROM hacks to a whole new and much larger audience. Being featured on I-Mockery becomes a badge of honor amongst ROM-hackers, and the sole goal of many.
Do you understand the difference between people laughing with you VS laughing *at* you?
While working on Little Remo I pioneered a method of also manipulating the game music in a ROM.
I don't even think "manipulating" comes close to what you do to music. It's the aural equivalent of shitting in your hand and throwing it against a wall and calling it a painting.
So to draw this waste of fucking typing to a close, people don't ridicule your brand of hacks primarily because of the sophomoric content, they mock it because they *suck*. Total lack of artistic ability, creativity or originality. It's like choosing to listen to a retarded 5 year old bang on pots and pans when you could go to a rock concert or a symphony.