Cute response but I am a person that needs to be spoon fed the basic information before I can start learning everything else at the pace I learn everything else at.
Not to sound trollish, but you might want to look into another hobby. ROM Hacking is something you're going to have to teach yourself. Sure, there's some resources that'll help you out along the way (hint: Getting Started), but you're ultimately going to be teaching yourself. If something doesn't click, no amount of spoon feeding is going to help.
The other point to consider is that nobody who knows anything worth teaching is going to waste they're time on someone who can't be bothered to do a little independent research and try to solve the problem themselves.