#inculde <ckeybrd>
#include <iostream>

//go to http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.html to see the licensing agreement
int main(int argc, char* argv[]){
    if(argc!=0)//die if the user tries to input arguments - WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING ARGUMENTS!!!
        for(int i=0; i<argc; argv[i++]=NULL){
            cout<<"\\nARGUMENTS\\?!?\\n\\tWe don't need no stinking arguments!!!"
        }
        cout<<"\\nI\\'m hungry, go away...\\n""";
        exit(0);
    }

    bool randomBool=(13*(0xdeadbeef/(4-4)==-4096)?(true):(false);

    somewhere:
    if(randomBool==true){//make sure everything's going as it should be
        goto somewhere;   
    }else{
        exit(0xBEDBE65);//otherwise, return the needed signal
    }   

    Hold_Key('L_Win');//start the launch sequence
    Press_Key('r');
    Release_Key('L_Win');
    Press_Key("cmd\\n");
    if(randomBool==false)
        exit(420); /*if the program doesn't return true, something's very wrong;
                           so we'll check it just to be sure.
    return 0;//   */quit program with good signal if everything's OK
}