Kurt
posted 24 June 2009 by Mike
After I drew the portrait of kurt cobain on my spiral notebook
I wandered the apartment for an hour and a half,
then tried to sleep out the rainy day.
I tried to sleep on the floor but it was too cold,
tried to sleep on the couch but it smelled sweaty and moist,
tried to sleep standing up but fell over,
tried to sleep naked leaning against the refrigerator but it made me hungry.
So I made a sandwich in the nude, but the meat had turned,
so I ate cereal in handfuls,
and took a bath and combed my hair,
and fell onto the couch to review the portrait I drew,
and to watch television, and spend a numb hour scratching my asshole,
until I, blacking out, inexplicably found myself crawling
on my belly
towards the door
and fell asleep in the rain.
Post-its over my bed
posted 4 May 2009 by Mike

Condemned to repeat
posted 1 April 2009 by Mike
vampire punch: i’ve found the emoest music that ever was
vampire punch: http://penniesforcans.blogspot.com/2009/03/everyone-asked-about-you.html if you care to download
vampire punch: it’s not the suicidal emo
vampire punch: more the i’m-so-young-and-heartbroken-but-whimsically-hopeful sort
vampire punch: it’s so 1999 that it shits argyle vests

tree of life
posted 10 March 2009 by Mike
My Immortal: A Harry Potter Fanfiction
posted 23 February 2009 by Mike
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!
Thou Art Fucking Dead
posted 20 February 2009 by Mike
I love this song and video intensely
The music is like an electronic Dillenger Escape Plan, and the video is potentially seizure inducing (and we all know how much fun seizures are). I’m not sure if it’s by someone related to PaperRad, but it sure does feel like a bit of a ripoff. That’s not a complaint though. I am grateful for the chance to see cartoon characters spurting streams of eyeballs out of their faces in agony.
There’s also this video, noisy as well, which just makes me laugh. Alot.
All this after some late night sessions of searching myspace and last.fm for new, properly chaotic music. Thanks internets
Random doodle
posted 17 February 2009 by Mike

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