I am turned off 18 hours a day...

rant by Ugly Joe
categories: Site Nonsense, Random, Design 2
2002-09-29 00:00:00
I have a new watch! Same as the old watch. YaY!!! ... I really have no idea what to type here. Hrm...what if ants had computers? Would the japanese ants have better computers? I think so. Unless we had caffeine in our ants...like jolt cola...then our ants would be unstoppable. They'd be faxing and h4xing everything. They'd make mech suits eventually. And fly through space and shoot things. Things like space cars, which they'd also have. But then the japanese ants would launch an attack from their ant moon base and try and blow them up. But we'd be like "our shoes are tastier than leaves!" and they'd get psyched out. Then the ants would move in and fix their moonbase to explode. It would explode and ants would be all over space and burn into the atmosphere, and then the hu-mans would be like "ants!" So we'd better destroy the ant computers now so that their tiny mechs don't eat our brains while we sleep and watch TV.

In other news, I made a new pic. It looks all crazy, so check it out. Also, I made my haiku section. I'm gonna post a haiku there everyday, so be sure to check it. I'll be posting a link to it in my signature in my rant, but be sure to check the previous/next haikus, since I don't post here every day. Check those out and stuff. Oh, if some of them seem violent, don't worry about it, I'm joking. Really. If you want to bookmark just the haiku page and skip all the crap here, you can do so at http://www.ximwix.net/haiku/. That's all for now, batman.